Good good mornin' all you cats and kittens and welcome back to The Mustache and Lazer Morning Zoo Fest-a-Poluza on 98.1 KROX -- Classic Rock with a classic twist.
I'm the Mustache and you all know Lazer.
*Three lazer sounds: beew beew beew*
Coming up we'll have you're traffic and weather together on the 10s and 2s, isn't that right Lazer?
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So, back to my story. So I'm in the doctor's office and the doctor comes in all serious in the face. You know that look don't you Lazer?
*beew beew beew*
I know that's true. So the doctor, all stern and stuff, says to me, Mustache, you've got to stop masturbating. And I get all sad, right? And I say, but doc, why do I have to stop masturbating? And he says, get this, he says, because if you don't stop masturbating, I'll not be able to finish your root canal.
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Get it, Lazer? Do you get it? Anyway, it's Tuesday, and we all know what that means. *beew beew beew* TUESDAY TRIPLE PLAY *beew beew beew*
We got some ZZ Top for ya. *beew beew beew* We'll throw some ELO your way. *beew beew beew* Some Seger, some Van Halen, some Alice Cooper. *beew beew beew*
But let's kick off our *beew beew beew* TUESDAY TRIPLE PLAY *beew beew beew* with a little threepeat of Hoch's Signature on KROX.
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3 comments:
I laughed more than I should have. :-)
Very well done. I love the ZZTop/ELO part a lot, nice touch.
Doctors...what do they know.
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