If you know (or, worst yet, are) ebay buyer f***b with a rating of 1668, please warn them that they may have won the past three battles over rare Hochevar cards, but they will not win the war.
You caught me by surprise when you sniped this 2010 Topps T206 black printing plate away from me. And I shouldn't have been so careless with my bidding on this 2008 Topps yellow plate. But I now consider the camel's back broken with this last straw, this 2007 Tristar patch card. It doesn't even have an autograph, for crying out loud. Twenty bucks should have been plenty of money to bring it home to me. But noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
It shouldn't have to come to this, but I'm going to take a page from the Napkin Doon Book of Nemesis Destruction and track you down, rip off your face, and TAKE MY CARDS BACK.
So, let word spread that eBay isn't big enough for two Hochevar supercollectors, and I totally called firsties a long time ago.