Tuesday, May 15, 2012

This is an All Points Bulletin

If you know (or, worst yet, are) ebay buyer f***b with a rating of 1668, please warn them that they may have won the past three battles over rare Hochevar cards, but they will not win the war.

You caught me by surprise when you sniped this 2010 Topps T206 black printing plate away from me.  And I shouldn't have been so careless with my bidding on this 2008 Topps yellow plate.  But I now consider the camel's back broken with this last straw, this 2007 Tristar patch card.  It doesn't even have an autograph, for crying out loud.  Twenty bucks should have been plenty of money to bring it home to me.  But noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

It shouldn't have to come to this, but I'm going to take a page from the Napkin Doon Book of Nemesis Destruction and track you down, rip off your face, and TAKE MY CARDS BACK.

So, let word spread that eBay isn't big enough for two Hochevar supercollectors, and I totally called firsties a long time ago.

4 comments:

SpastikMooss said...

You can find out who that is!

Type in this hyperlink: http://cgi6.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewBidItems&userid=frank_gore_21&sort=3&page=1&rows=200&completed=1&all=1&clk_rvr_id=251209725286

But replace frank_gore_21 with your ebay username. It'll tell you everything you bid on in the past 30 days, win or lose. And more importantly, when someone wins over you it'll tell you exactly who. You can message them and discuss your mutual Hochevar love.

Napkin Doon said...

Embrace your rage and destroy him! Destroy him I say! DESTROYYYYYYY HIMMMMMMMM!!!!!

Jeff Wilk said...

I agree with napkin. Revenge is a dish best served cold. And then plunged deep into the opponent's very soul.

Cory said...

AND WHEN YOU FIND HIM TELL HIM HIS MOMMA'S SO FAT! NO, THAT'S IT. SHE'S JUST FAT. TELL HIM!