John Stockton had 15,806 career assists. I've had 15,835 page views on my blog (as of last night when I wrote this post). Weird that I'd stumble into both numbers today. Even weirder that they'd be so close to each other.
So thanks to everyone who has viewed the pages of my blog and has helped me get higher numbers than John Stockton in something/anything. A decade ago, when my high school guidance counselor foretold of this day, I thought he was just blowing smoke up my keister. I guess I owe him an apology and I can probably ask that he be released from the state hospital now.