This is an All Points Bulletin to all my card blogging amigos asking you to please be on the lookout for trading cards (any sport) featuring a mustache.
Should you encounter these mustachioed cards, DON'T BE A HERO!!! Immediately contact the local mustache authority in your general locality (which, in every case, would be me) and await further instructions.
Do not be fooled by other types of facial hair on your cards. While they may be suspicious looking, cards featuring beards and goatees are not our prime targets. As a rule, if the lip hair connects together with chin hair, it's no longer a mustache and is not needed for this exercise.
The more mustache cards we can round up, the safer our card collections will be.
Thank you for your time.
Also, if you like free cards, then head over to Hoopography ASAP and get signed up for his latest contest in which he gives away most of the contents of a 2011 Panini Contenders Basketball box.